I just did that thing where I woke up from a sound sleep and then began to panic because I’m an hour late to work but didn’t hear my alarm and why hasn’t anyone tried to contact me why why why isn’t my phone buzzing off the hook?!?!?!? *scrambles around in an adrenaline-fueled flurry to try and get ready*

Only to realize that, oh, hey, it’s PM, not AM. I’m not an hour late to work. I just took a ridiculously long nap when I got home.