Getting caught up on Vampire Detective, which means right now I’m on ep 7 ep 8 (’cause I can count yeah).

While I suppose it makes sense that in a world with vampires there could be other supernatural things, right now I’m hoping there’s a logical explanation a la the Scooby Gang pulling off the mask because I’m just irritated that they’d try to introduce ghosts when they’ve barely given us vampires.

VAMPIRES ARE MORE IMPORTANT because they’re in the damn title and it’s what we were promised. If they want ghosts, than can have their own drama about a Ghost Detective.

This is the VAMPIRE detective.

VAM.

PIRE.