This hotel doesn’t have Food Network like what’s the point of offering cable TV when you don’t have the only channel worth watching.
Oooooh, TLC’s got some ghost hunting show which is almost as good.
My friends and I used to play a drinking game with ghost hunting shows (ghost adventurers was always the best one for this, although I’m pretty sure it was also the one most likely to give us alcohol poisoning) and we used to pause for the evp recordings and guess what it was saying and I don’t think any of us ever got those right but even now I still try to guess although I’m always ‘wtf how did they get that.’