obsessivedilettante:

Ugh. Someone named Josie is apparently looking online to refinance her mortgage or buy a house or something and SHE PUT MY PHONE NUMBER AS A CONTACT. Now either this person hates me and is out for some stupid revenge, or accidentally typed her number, or just mashed the keyboard and my number was the one that came out, but it’s really, really frustrating to get a zillion calls and texts from financial/housing spammers.

I’ve resorted to answering (eight calls in twenty minutes, each from a different place!) by telling them that there is no Josie and to take me off their list.