An ice cream place opened up near me a few weeks ago and there are literally lines out the door and down the street, and while I’m curious why ice cream can draw such a massive crowd (not that I’m judging because it’s ICE CREAM), I am also pretty sure some of those people are the reason I’m unable to park anywhere on the street in front of my house, which is all permit-only parking, so I hope that fancy-pants ice cream is worth getting a $50 parking ticket.