Some long-limbed happy sadist tossed the good toffee into the back of the cabinet where my short self can’t reach.

So I’m standing on a chair, contemplating climbing onto the counter to give me the extra foot or so boost that might allow me to grasp the candy bag, when a coworker walks in and is like, “Uhhh, what are you doing?”

Immediately I’m transported to my childhood when I’d attempt to climb the pantry shelves to get to the hidden Halloween candy stash, but now I’m a grown adult who’s just irritated that this isn’t one of the tall long-limbed coworkers who can get this treat for me.

I NEED TOFFEE!!!