Also I discovered GrubHub takes paypal so this weekend I’m living off of Chinese food because those were my only free delivery options and I’m cheap AF, so I ordered enough for leftovers.

I mean, yeah, sure I could spend what little cash I have on, like, real food, but where’s the fun in that. I figure I’ll break down and start craving fresh fruit and vegetables on Monday and spend my precious $20 bill on those, hoping my debit card arrives soon.