I’m the only one left at the office and normally I’d leave but I’m waiting for an important phone call, so now I’m online shopping because I have a wedding to attend in a couple of weeks and realized that I have no idea where any of my reasonably dressy outfits are. If I even still have them, since I don’t wear dresses very often so I get into this cycle of “I haven’t worn this dress purchased specially for a friend’s wedding in over a year, I might as well donate it” and then months later oh hey guess who’s getting married and guess who needs a new outfit.

It’s a vicious cycle, but at least I’m always on trend.