“Even just moments earlier, I thought it might not be you. While we worked together, I thought you were a good guy but it was you.”
The Strongest Deliverymen
There’s No Such Thing as a Good Dog
This is a ridiculous puff piece and all my doggo-professional co-workers are like “nice idea in theory, but clearly you only know your dog, bucko, and not what it’s like to deal with the multitudinous pupper personalities that are out there in the real world, buster, so stop being a judgmental jerk and let people do the best they can with their neurotic-yet-lovable best friends, okay, buddy?”
The Obsessive Dilettante 