rebel-in-tartan:

corgisandboobs:

stillabunchofmisfits:

I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.

I have a feeling she is me in the future.

This is nearly enough dogs.

FLOOOOFS!

I had to dig my car out of a foot of snow to get to work today, but I was rewarded by an eight-week-old kitty, and eight-week-old dachshund, and getting paid to cuddle with a dog. So, y’know, karma works, apparently.

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Standing Egg – “I’ll Pick You” (Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo OST)

obsessivedilettante:

Me: this has to meet the word count – I’ve already edited like a hundred words out of it!

*checks official word count*

*cries because I’m still fifty words over*

*sadly leans on delete key*

Trying to edit things down under 300 words and get my point across and still sound like “me” is hella hard, y’all.

lorelaigilmoure:

He has been giving out fake passwords ever since he got Wi-Fi in this damn place! How stupid are you people anyway? He doesn’t want to give out his password because he doesn’t want you here checking your Facebook, or answering your e-mails, or YouTubing Zoella, or whatever the hell it is you’re doing. This isn’t your office. It’s a diner! Go home!