Small condolences:

  • Living in a blue state
  • In a very, very blue county
  • Working at a place where no one wanted Trump and are scared of what he’ll bring
  • Working at a place where there are dogs to cuddle because dogs only want love and don’t care about who’s president

My sympathies to those who are in deep red or are afraid to publicly discuss their reactions to what’s happened. I’m not a very political person generally but my inbox is always open, even if it’s only to be like “yeah it sucks.”

argh I just had to mute my bff because even though she’s a #nevertrump and even literally burned her Republican card, she’s still also a #neverdemocrat and I just can’t right now

You know how people baby-proof their house once they have a kid, with all those little plastic locks that supposedly only adults can figure out how to open so the kid, for example, doesn’t accidentally drink a bottle of bleach or stick a finger in an electrical socket?

If the Giant Angry Cheeto wins, will the White House baby-proof everything so the Giant Angry Cheeto, for example, doesn’t accidentally declare nuclear war on the world just because the big red button looked so shiny?