and so i was extra confused when i reached the ‘revved their engines and made the locals faint with horror’ section

Police swoop on ‘illegal’ rubber duck race in the Cotswolds

This is one of the best articles I’ve read in ages. I mean it’s worth it just for this quote alone:

Their peace was completely shattered by dozens of bikers in heavy leathers invading the village and chucking a load of rubber ducks in the river.