My coworkers are talking how to celebrate the holiday weekend, aka Get Drunk Because Ireland. One is worried about her out-of-state ID having expired, so they’re discussing places they don’t usually get carded and just being carded in general.
Them, in their twenties: Oh yeah, I haven’t been carded in years.
Me, not in my twenties: WTF I’m always carded, no matter what, I mean I was almost carded on an airplane for cryin’ out loud, y’all are lying.
The Obsessive Dilettante 