You know how people baby-proof their house once they have a kid, with all those little plastic locks that supposedly only adults can figure out how to open so the kid, for example, doesn’t accidentally drink a bottle of bleach or stick a finger in an electrical socket?

If the Giant Angry Cheeto wins, will the White House baby-proof everything so the Giant Angry Cheeto, for example, doesn’t accidentally declare nuclear war on the world just because the big red button looked so shiny?