Me: Hey, I think I’m finally getting over this cold!
Evil cold: Think again, sucka!
It’s almost 6am and I’ve barely slept because of this stupid cough. I don’t have any cough suppressants at home so I tried to tough it out but clearly that is not working. I’ve given up my morning plans and reset my alarm to a half-hour before I need to leave for work to hopefully get a couple of hours of sleep since I think my tiredness is gonna win out over my need to cough.
The Obsessive Dilettante 