The back team is like “wow it’s so quiet I finished everything an hour early!” and the front team (which is my baby, I am the boss of these people) are like “dammit I don’t have time to do all this.”

But just you wait. Back team is gonna be scrambling next Thursday while the front team is gonna be “wow the phone hasn’t rung in like hours, there’s no one coming in, I only have to prep for maybe three guests in the AM – wow it’s so quiet!”

(Hahahahaha jk I’m totally going to be stuck doing OT helping out in the back. It’ll be a miracle if I can leave by 10 next week. *cries*)

Trying to be a good girl and avoid talking about TGW since I know it’s not really available to everyone, so instead lookit this sexy mofo asking if we’re going to watch.

Guess who gets to come in a couple hours earlier than scheduled for a staff meeting tomorrow?

Guess who’s scheduled to close tomorrow and then open on Saturday?

Guess who’s already done that three weeks in a row and this makes it her fourth?

Guess who never gets enough sleep on Fridays?

Good news: I do not have to be at work at 6am on the start of Daylight Savings like I was originally scheduled.

Bad news: The new person I’ve been training decided to flake out so I’ll be working OT again.

Possibly all week again, too, because my loyal team member (who is awesome and whom I lub and am willing to bribe in any way I can to get her to return to my department after her maternity leave) may be having a baby starting any day now, and without a new person sticking around longer than a few days (this is my second new hire since my non-assistant flame-out just two weeks ago), it’s just gonna be me doing all the things. *cries*