My new job peeps are hella impressed at how organized and tidy I am, which concerns me bc they probably think I’m a type-a person which I am DECIDEDLY NOT.

Tbh the only reason I am as neat and organized as I am is BECAUSE I have ADHD and I know the only way to make sure I keep on top of those things my executive functioning disorder self fails at is to make sure I’m hyper organized and don’t get bogged down by clutter. This “orderly and organized” is not my default state – this is hard-won battle experience.

I was worried about being late to my first day (FIRST DAY) at my new job because I did Amy expect my car to be frosted over. So I hurry up to the door two minutes after 9pm all stressed, discover it’s locked, check my email, and realize she told me to be here at 9:30. Ha. Well, at least I read it that way and not the other way, so I can be impressively early instead.

Work has instituted an “employee fun board” to improve morale, they write down notices and also “fun trivia” where we can win snacks if we guess the answer correctly.

I am a misanthropic soul whose morale can only be improved with a pay raise, so I’ve ignored the “fun board” because, well, I don’t care (and I’m not in kindergarten).

But as I was walking past the “fun board” with another coworker, who proudly told me he guessed one of the questions correctly, I glanced at it, saw something about Tudor and foot warmer, and without thinking, answered “King Charles Spaniel.”

My historical dates were off (Charles came after the Tudor period) but my memory of historical portraits served me well, because I was correct and astonished my coworker who thought I’d cheated and looked it up earlier.

Who says a humanities degree is pointless? It’s at least worth a free snack!

I only skim comments when I see them pop up in my email in order to make sure everyone is playing nice and not spoiling anything, but this suddenly brightened up my awful day:

thank you for your recaps of dramas that are not those wildly popular fangirl sort

Thank you, random DB user, for noticing my love of the underrated and overlooked.