Me about drama hero couples: ugh no you can do so much better than that jerk-with-supposedly-a-heart-of-gold, move on and live your life, girlfriend!

Me about drama villain couples: yaaaaassssss ride-or-die you magnificent bastards

I keep forgetting my phone at home which is stressful because I never know what time it is and also what if people need to contact me, but also probably a good thing because lbr no one needs to contact me and time is an illusion anyway.